The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?

The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?


>>STEPHEN: JUST A REMINDER, THE
NEXT DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY DEBATE IS THURSDAY, AND WE WILL BE
LIVE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER BROADCASTING AFTER THE
DEBATE. SADLY, I CAN’T SAY THE SAME FOR
BILL DE BLASIO’S CAMPAIGN. ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) BUT THIS IS VERY EXCITING. WE GOT ALL THE HEAVY HITTERS —
ELIZABETH WARREN, BERNIE SANDERS, AND OF COURSE THE
CURRENT FRONTRUNNER, JOE BIDEN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS —
WE CAN EXPECT PLENTY OF GAFFES, LIKE THIS ONE FROM OVER THE
WEEKEND.>>LIMITED TO FOUR YEARS, I
BELIEVE HISTORY WILL LOOK BACK ON THIS PRESIDENCY AS AN
ABERRANT MOMENT IN TIME. BUT IF DONALD HUMP– IF DONALD
TRUMP IS RE-ELECTED– FREUDIAN SLIP.>>STEPHEN: SIR , DO YOU KNOW
WHAT A “FREUDIAN SLIP” IS? IT’S A MISTAKE WHERE YOU
ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL WHAT’S IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS. ARE YOU SURE THAT’S WHAT YOU
WANT TO SAY? (AS BIDEN)
“I DO NOT LIKE DONALD HUMP. I WILL DEFEAT HIM IN THE GENERAL
ERECTION.” ( LAUGHTER )
SPEAKING OF WHICH, THERE’S NEWS FROM TRUMP’S 2020 CAMPAIGN,
THANKS TO TRUMP CAMPAIGN MANAGER AND MAN WHOSE HEAD LOOKS THE
SAME UPSIDE DOWN, BRAD PARSCALE. ( LAUGHTER )
THIS WEEKEND, PARSCALE SPOKE AT A CONVENTION OF CALIFORNIA
REPUBLICANS– THEIR OFFICIAL MOTTO “WHERE ARE YOU?”
( LAUGHTER ) AND PARSCALE PREDICTED THAT THE
AGE OF TRUMP WOULDN’T BE COMING TO AN END ANY TIME SOON, SAYING,
“THE TRUMPS WILL BE A DYNASTY THAT WILL LAST FOR DECADES,
PROPELLING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY INTO A NEW PARTY.” “THEIR DYNASTY WILL LAST A
— ( BOOING )
>>Stephen: SILENCE YOU MINIONS! “THEIR DYNASTY WILL LAST A
THOUSAND YEARS, AN UNBROKEN LINE OF TRUMPS MATING WITH TRUMPS
UNTIL THEIR CHILDREN HAVE GUMS SO LARGE THEY BLOT OUT THE SUN!”
( LAUGHTER ) HE GUSHED ON ABOUT THE NEXT
GENERATION OF TRUMPLETS — “ITHINK THEY’RE ALL AMAZING
PEOPLE WITH AMAZING CAPABILITIES. I THINK YOU SEE THAT
FROM DON JR. I THINK YOU SEE THAT FROM
IVANKA. YOU SEE IT FROM JARED. YOU SEE IT FROM ALL.” EVERYBODY BUT ERIC. ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT YOU SEE WITH ERIC IS HIM SHOVING GRAY PLAY-DOH INTO HIS
EARS BECAUSE HE QUOTE, “WANTED TO PUT MORE BRAINS IN THERE.” ( LAUGHTER )
AND WE LEARNED MORE ABOUT THE GLORIOUS TRUMP LINEAGE FROM A
NEW ARTICLE TRACING TRUMP’S FAMILY HISTORY, ALL THE WAY BACK
TO HIS GRANDFATHER, WHO MADE HIS FORTUNE DURING THE ALASKA GOLD
RUSH BY SETTING UP A TRAILSIDE TENT HAWKING HORSE MEAT. AND, LO, TRUMP STEAKS WERE BORN. ( LAUGHTER )
THE ARTICLE SHOWS JUST HOW TOUGH TRUMP WAS ON HIS KIDS. APPARENTLY, ON SKI TRIPS, WHEN
THEY RACED DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, TO GET AHEAD OF THEM, TRUMP WOULD
JAB AT HIS CHILDREN WITH A POLE, AND HIS FAVORITE FATHERLY MAXIM
WAS “DON’T TRUST ANYONE,” AND HE LIKED TO TEST HIS CHILDREN BY
ASKING WHETHER THEY TRUSTED HIM. IF THEY SAID YES, THEY WERE
REPRIMANDED. AND IF THEY SAID NO, THEY WERE
ALSO REPRIMANDED. (AS TRUMP)
“YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUSTED ME WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST
ANYONE. NEXT TIME, I TRUST YOU WILL NOT
TRUST NOT TRUSTING, OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR TRUST FUND.” ( LAUGHTER )
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE CONDOLEEZZA
RICE.

100 comments

  1. 鸽子觉得奇怪,班的上師雷托年青,而班卻老而葛屁睡?,什麽時候才能同聚餐相会,,,??,丫??。
    蓝白領職上下班都伴家人乃至细妾一堆也是??,父子師徒一死一生,,,??,比约咩还難相聚会,对了,会不会是班的上師有錯对班,所以才閃避相会,,,?。

  2. Like the Kennedy's, the Clintons, and the Bushes? We've had more Dumocrat dynasties than Repugnant ones. Don't like either. Both parties are the problem. Neither is the solution.

  3. You should all listen to Bill Burr's new special on Netflix. Just rips the living crap out of you Libtarded, PC brain dead idiots. Thank God we have REAL comedians like Dave Chappelle and Bill, who won't be intimidated by Libtarded Brown Shirts like you morons.

  4. Colbert: they aren't "gaffes". Gaffes are cute little slips of the tongue. Biden's increasing tally of embarrassing statements point to a man who never left the misogyny and racism of the middle of the 20th century behind. They are glimpses of truth that he is too senile to keep from slipping through. Please stop treating him like our likable kooky uncle, and treat him with honest scrutiny. Please.

  5. This explains why Trump refused to endorse Mike Pence in 2024! 🤔 He thinks Ivanka or one of the Trump boys will run. God help us. 😵🔫

  6. “DONALD HUMP”??!!!! But hey, Keep It Classy Biden…fess ip to the “Freudian slip because we all think the same thing even if it was a gaffe..?
    it’s not it’s reality!!! So TBH I actually really appreciate this gas because it’s going to go down as one of the epic Memes leading up to 2020. Saddest part is that apparently approximately 40% of this dumbass motherfucking country would still blindly support follow and vote for Donald Hump vs getting an education a few teeth and stop doing crystal meth and fucking their sisters there should be a psychological screen not only for people who vote but for people who should or should not be permitted to reproduce can you go on anon and I all I know we all feel the same way for now for now hopefully not forever it’s pointless to hope for these things but you know what let’s get AOC as purchase or at least speaker of the house and some real shit is going to start happening and we may actually I found some saviors in AOC and Mayor Pete and Bernie and Elizabeth Warren even yourself because I feel like absolutely have more good intentions than bad I’m not going to give you more than that right now because I’m on the fence you need to take a stronger stance can I use it for all of us and it will be the fucking demise the final fucking yelling and coughing if you fuck off if you come up against that demon he’s not smart he’s not funny he’s not educated he’s not literate he’s not kind or wise he is the devil. And that’s the problem yes you were a VP to the best president aside from Jimmy Carter in my lifetime and if you get in there if you win it all eyes are on you you’re going to be scrutinized million times more than Obama was because you were going to be the closing act to what may or may not be what is left of democracy what is left of what we were promised but everything has been ruined and raped by the Trumptards.
    Get your shit together rehearsed prepare and even if you don’t end of the nominee support because the cause is oh let’s see not World War III how about that how about you just get behind not letting World War III happen yeah sure everything else is very important but in the end it doesn’t even matter
    “I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn’t even matter…I had to fall and lose it all, but in the end it doesnt even matter…”
    MAKE IT MATTER! CHANGE IT UP!

  7. I think it's smart to tell your kids not to trust anyone look at the gatbage you put out every week or night or how ever often you spert fecal matter out of your mouth and into our ears

  8. Ahh is the trash on the left still mad about chris commo (really dont care if i spelled his name wrong) being renamed FREDO!!!! is the wagons circling? is the left going after Eric now? not one of you can match his intellect but hey idiot lefties dont like education unless its useless gender studies. as if majoring in man or women was going to get u anywhere. typical insecure dems. bet you cried a little to.

  9. All numbers and figures put out buy Ross
    The commerce secretary are all false.
    Congress must look into it.
    I have said it from the get go.
    All false claims same as Trumps lies.
    All white house workers have been instructed to lie. Wake up Americans.
    Congress act. Do your fucking jobs.

  10. OK, so basically the Trumps raise their kids to act as a pack of wolves… Oops, actually worse than wolves. They are raising them to be Trumps.

  11. Brads going to prison ! He’s got no choice ! Conspiracy ! RICO ACT ! There’s no opinion for New York ! No guideline so the sitting president thang is going bye bye bye ! Racketeering money laundering tax fraud tax evasion rape sex trafficking ! So much human trafficking ! Just the elites ! Private airports ! Private jets ! Unspeakable ! I don’t know why Selena isn’t at my front door ?? I’m having a hard time coming up with any excuse ? Especially at this point in time ! Innocent lives are being denied freedom and insurance and entry into America ! All cause of one family ! Remove the trumps and everything is better !

  12. pour ceux et celles qui sont intéressés, au quebec aussi on a eu des "érections fédérales"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-P08sAY1P4

  13. Always remember this: Trump doesn't care what you liberal turd-biscuits think. And every time the liberal media attacks President Trump, America throws a box of plastic straws in the ocean and farts like a cow.    LMFAO

  14. Reminds me of Frank Herbert in one of his "Dune" books. He wrote that democracies were one of the most fragile governments in the universe, and if they survive, they will without fail gravitate towards aristocracies, with a ruling class made up of either hereditary monarchs, oligarchs, or entrenched bureaucrats.

    Herbert once said that he felt the worst threat to American democracy was not Nixon, but Kennedy. He liked that Nixon reminded Americans not to blindly trust our government, but feared that no one dared to question Kennedy, buying into his good looks and optimism. He worried the Kennedys were shifting America in the direction of aristocracy through sheer charisma. According to him, one of the worst threats to democracy was a leader who knew how to create scapegoats, targeting minorities, the poor, the rich, or even pointing at other corrupt leaders.

    Now this threat against democracy is present in the Trump family, with a President who excels in finding scapegoats to distract voters, high charisma, adored to the point of worship by his followers, a penchant for nepotism, and now seems ready to set up a whole dynasty.

  15. Once Trump has shuffled off this mortal coil (which will be a tortuous process for him and all of us) his children will simply fade into the woodwork and we all know that. Nothing upstairs in any of them. The only ones who might surprise us are Tiffany and Baron. Wild cards. 🙂

  16. Watch out America.. Yuh never know, you could be under rule like Russia and North Korea if Trump family is allowed to run America like their dynasty..

  17. I used to watch YouTube all the time, but now the date that the videos were posted seems to have disappeared. Is this right? If so, I recommend that everyone boycotts YouTube. Already, it was being widely used to manipulate internet users (like myself), but if the date of posting disappears, there's really no way anybody can work out what is genuine and what is manipulation. If it is the case that Youtube have got rid of the date of posting, then it has suddenly become a massively unreliable source, so, for me at least, it's curtains for YouTube.

  18. "The Trumps will be a dynasty that will last for decades, propelling the Republican Party into a new party" – sure, Hitler said something similar about the Third Reich, and we saw how well that worked out.

  19. man this show any so good David Letterman was a lot better. you must be a college kid .it's ok but sure didn't make you smarter

  20. It’s kinda of weird that people don’t see these dictators in action trying to take your guns take your cars raise your taxes lol people don’t choose the wrong path for us

  21. Oh man, do you remember that one time? It was night time. The year was 2016 i believe. The night poor little colbert, and all the rest of the libtards were sent to bed crying, and in shock. 2020 will be just as glorious, if not more so 😂

    MAGA 🙌

  22. If Trump is elected again it is just because you Stephen Colbert mentioned it so much that is came true. Actually the jokes are absurd I see why someone would be tired and pissed off of your slandering.

  23. I would like to see the trump lineage sterilized. I don't care how cruel it sounds either I mean all of them. It would be a good faith move on their part like the kin to Adolf Hitler, not having kids to end that blood line.

  24. Donald is probably lying about what he ate for breakfast even…
    Trump said he would drain the swamp… but he drained it into the White House.
    The White House is more corrupt than it has ever been, everyone except Americans sees it crystal clear.
    And Donald has proven that he is not a Dealmaker, but a Dealbreaker, a clear confirmation of his lies and ignorance

  25. America, please, go out and vote for Andrew Yang, you won’t just be electing the President of your nation, you’ll be changing the world for the better. Google Yang2020.

  26. this is really too much .. I would rule out in usa to prosecute ppl who take piss from president .. why usa ppl do it? why they have no respect no matter how he is ? do u have even manners?

  27. Your enemy isn't Trump. It is the American patriots… And WE DON'T LOSE. You fought us in 1791. You fought us when we slaughtered millions of your communist comrades during the Korean war. You fought us during the CIvil War when we had to mass murder over 200,000 Democrats for keeping our people as slaves. Decades??? You've been losing to us for centuries. The Democrats won't win another election for 20+ years. The American patriots want a 30 year internal revolution and there is nothing you can do to stop us.

    Are the Democrats really Americans?

    *They want open borders so illegals can come take the jobs away from our already poor Americans.

    *Obama funded ISIS with billions.

    *Then he gave Iran $150 billion.

    *Then they want to take our guns away even though we used them against our own government (British) to win our independence.

    *Obama makes middle class Americans pay for health care and then gives it to his illegals for free

    *Democrats are for the censorship of Americans because they don't like how half the country speaks..

    Are Democrats really Americans?

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