Jimmy Kimmel on Democratic Debate

Jimmy Kimmel on Democratic Debate


>>Jimmy: EARLIER TONIGHT FROM THE FOX THEATER THE FIRST OF TWO DEMOCRATIC DEBATES THIS WEEK. IT’S JOHN HICKENLOOPER’S ELECTION TO LOSE. THIS WAS SOME LINEUP. IT WAS MORE PILEUP THAN LINEUP. TEN CANDIDATES GOT SEVEN SECONDS EACH TO SOLVE THE HEALTH CARE CRISIS. THERE WERE MORE CHARACTERS THAN ON THE SHOW “THIS IS US” IN THIS DEBATE. THERE THEY ARE. MEET THE NEW MANAGEMENT TEAM AT KINKOS. JOHN HICKENLOOPER STRETCHING ON BETO’S FOOT THERE. THAT’S ONLY HALF OF THEM. IT’S WEIRD, THEY DON’T HAVE A BETTER PROCESS FOR THINNING THE HERD. HAVE 30 YEARS OF REALITY TV TAUGHT THE DEMOCRATS NOTHING? YOU CAN’T GO FROM 20 CANDIDATES RIGHT TO ONE. YOU HAVE TO PUT THEM ON AN ISLAND AND SEPARATE THEM INTO TRIBES. CAN’T THEY COMBINE STEVE BULLOCK AND JOHN DELANEY AND MAKE THEM ONE GUY? CNN HAS BEEN HYPING THIS THING FOR WEEKS NOW. AS YOU CAN SEE, THE FANS LINED UP THIS MORNING IN DETROIT WERE FIRED UP.>>GOVERNOR, THESE ARE YOUR PEOPLE HERE.>>THEY ARE. AND WE’RE FIRED UP. WE’RE THRILLED CNN IS HERE AND THIS DEBATE, MICHIGAN, EVERY ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE GOES THROUGH MICHIGAN.>>Jimmy: MY GOD, YOU COULD ALMOST FILL A MINI VAN WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE. THERE WERE A LOT OF RULES TONIGHT. CNN GAVE THE CANDIDATES 60 SECONDS TO ANSWER A QUESTION. 30 SECONDS FOR A REBUTTAL. WHEN THEIR TIME WAS UP, A RED LIGHT APPEARED WHICH DID PUT BERNIE SANDERS AT A DISADVANTAGE. BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS RI TURNS RED HE FALLS ASLEEP UNTIL SOMEONE BEHIND HIM HONKS THE HORN. HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE’S POINTING AT EVERY BUTTON IN THE ELEVATOR AT ONCE. HE HAS PROGRESSIVE IDEAS AND IS TRYING TO REACH YOUNGER VOTERS. NOWADAYS, IF YOU WANT TO ATTRACT THE YOUNGER CROWD ALL YOU NEED IS THE BABY FILTER.>>WE HAVE TO TAREK ONKE ON HIS SEXISM, SEASON SEASON PHOBIA.>>Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE NOTICED THAT AMY KLOBUCHAR AND ELIZABETH WARREN WERE DRESSED ALIKE, BUT THEY WERE ACTUALLY DRESSED LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. THERE’S MARYANN WILLIAMSON. REALLY? SHE’S LIKE IN THE MOVIE TRAILER CATS BECAME A PERSON. HOW MANY DREAM CATCHERS WAS THIS COME ABLE TO SELL? PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE WAS PLANNING TO WATCH THE DEBATE TODAY. HE STARTED THE DAY WITH LIGHT YELLING ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN.>>MITCH McCONNELL IS A MAN WHO KNOWS LESS ABOUT RUSSIA AND RUSSIAN INFLUENCE THAN EVEN DONALD TRUMP, AND I KNOW NOTHING. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: FINALLY COMMON GROUND. THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN TAKING A LOT OF HEAT FOR HIS ATTACKS ON THE CITY OF BALTIMORE AND THEIR CONGRESSMAN ELIJAH CUMMINGS, CUMMINGS IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN AND MOST OF BALTIMORE. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS NOT RACIST AS THE LEAST RACIST PERSON IN THE WORLD.>>I AM THE LEAST RACIST PERSON THAN ANY ONE IN THE WORLD.>>Jimmy: HE HAS TO BE THE LEAST RACIST PERSON ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. WHAT IS THAT? DOES THAT MEAN HIS WIFE AND KIDS ARE MORE RACIST THAN HE IS? IF YOU DO A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR MOST RACIST PERSON IN THE WORLD, GUESS WHOSE FACE COMES UP FIRST, SECOND, SIXTH AND SEVENTH OUT OF TEN AND ON TOP OF NOT BEING RACIST, TRUMP CLAIMS THAT AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN BALTIMORE ARE HAPPY ABOUT WHAT HE SAID.>>THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE. THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY AS WHAT A PRESIDENT HAS DONE. BUT THEY’RE SO HAPPY THAT I POINTED OUT THE CORRUPT POLITICS OF BALTIMORE. IT’S FILTHY DIRTY. IT’S SO HORRIBLE. AND THEY ARE HAPPY AS HELL. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: MR. PRESIDENT, AFRICAN-AMERICANS ARE ON THE PHONE. THEY’RE HAPPY YOU SAID THEY LIVE IN HELL. NOTHING IS TRUE. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THIS RACIST STUFF IS PART OF TRUMP’S MASTER PLAN TO FIRE UP HIS BASE. I THINK THEY’RE GIVING HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT.

100 comments

  1. CNN Thank You for doing this. However, It would be patriotic of you if you could cut your Commercial times to add to 15 Sec for the candidate's policies that would change our lives. Regular people are the only expected patriots in America, not our government and its associates!

  2. Hey Kimmel, what did you do? I mean, remember the man show? Was it kids, man? What do they have on you that you spew this disgusting crap now?

  3. am guessing this is the final 4-5 line up near the end of this…Biden, Sanders, Warren, Harris, and maybe mayor Pete….

  4. Trump needs to tell Jared to clean up the rat infested HUD rental units that Kushner real estate owns in Baltimore!! AWKWARD. Over 200 violations for building codes and health codes in the last 19 months.

  5. If Trump would of just said "I know nothing" by itself, it would of been one of the most honest things he's said in years.

  6. The residents are happy about what Trump said.
    You sheep should take a visit and see how beautiful a city it is. Great place to start a family.

  7. I love Bernie! Why is he shouting? He is always shouting, that just his way. He has every right to be as angry as I am.

  8. What is up with Maryanneโ€™s voice? She seems nice, just not sure why she sounds more like a yoga instructor than a president.

  9. "im the least racist person anywhere in the world" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ bro if you gotta keep defending that your racist

  10. Trump 2020 MAGA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  11. Jimmy, putting them all together into 1 guy would be a horrible idea. You would create a quantum singularity! A black hole of stupid that would suck in the entire milky way.

    That's how Saggitarius A* was created! An alien democratic debate, where someone attempted to merge the candidates!

  12. FUNNY THING IS TRUMP HAS DONE EVERYTHING HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DO UNLIKE DEMON-RATS WHO ONLY TALK AND DO NOTHING!!!

  13. if Trump said Baltimore is a nice place, Cummings and other dummies like Jimmy would say look at how out of touch Trump is about the serious problems facing African Americans in the Baltimore area. Just search on youtube for Cummings saying this ""This morning, I left my community of Baltimore — a drug-infested area where a lot of the drugs we are talking about today have already taken the lives of so many children," he said. "The same children that I watched 14 or 15 years ago as they grew up, now walking around like zombies."

  14. I'm sorry but I see the same patterns of how trump was went after in 2016 and though he maybe a lot of things, this guy isn't stupid or impulsive. He had a plan in 2016, he has a plan now and regardless of ridiculous polls or whatever, the amount of support and votes this guy will have to get him to a second term should not be underestimated. Everyone, absolutely everyone said he would never become the president, don't be that egotistical to think he has no chance at a 2nd term…. Vote!

  15. Nice to hear Kimmel
    Crap on the Dems – the โ€˜crowd shot said it all – How was it he was allowed to show it ?

  16. There should be awards for key sycophants like Moscow Mitch, given in pubic ceremonies. Like: the โ€œGrand Enablerโ€ medal, for consistent pattern of ignoring, rationalizing, and furthering attacks on the rule of law and democratic institutions under Liar Trump. Moscow Mitch would be a strong contender. On the media side, Hannity of course. And you can never count out the Trump base as a whole – the millions who enable his most horrendous behavior, everyday.

  17. While Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar dressed like Michael Jackson, Marianne Williamson looked like Michael Jackson.

  18. The Democrates need to be able to know how to explain things in 4th grade level, so they can connect to majority of American population.

  19. Disappointed in you, Jimmy. Is that all you got against Bernie? Thought you were for Universal Healthcare. Shameful.

  20. Based on the thumbnail lol how seriously do you think a man would be taken if he wore a purple jacket lol, if he were even allowed to

  21. We have made history folks…Trump said something truthful for the first time in history! When he said, 'I know nothing'

  22. Someone needs to explain to Trump that a call from Ben Carson does not represent all black people… hell, Ben Carson is a mayo sandwich away from being white himself!

  23. People just dont understand Marianne Williamson. All the satire programs are making fun of her. The thing is, she goes too deep for people to take her seriously, she talks like one of those characters from a fairy tale. But honestly, we really need some of that wisdom. I hope she can at least get some more time on the debate, we need to hear her fresh and peaceful ideas. I wish she could be our first female president.

  24. Not one of these far left liberals Can tell us how much it will cost you for M4all? You do know that current Medicare only pays 80% of the cost and you better have supplemental insurance for the 20%?

  25. You literally take everything out of context to promote your point fake news go back to Hollywood get out of politics

  26. "Anyone who took the walk that we took around this neighborhood would not think youโ€™re in a wealthy nation," "You would think that you were in a Third World country–Bernard Sanders. Is Bernard Sanders racist?

  27. Unfortunately the younger voters donโ€™t go out and vote. 18 to 20โ€™s and even 30 somethings are the most unreliable voting group.

  28. Why is trump always trying to scream louder than a jet engine? Is the only chance to question him is before he gets in a helicopter?

  29. Andrew yang is great
    He has a great interview on the joe rogen podcast if youโ€™re interested in learning more about him & his political points

  30. โ€œEvery time there's a Democratic presidential debate, Trump gains a vote.โ€

    So, that's a landslide in 2020!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *