Election Night – SNL

Election Night – SNL


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>>>THIS IS “ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA.”
>>I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS IT’S GOING TO FINALLY BE
OVER.>>I DON’T KNOW, WE’LL SEE.
TRUMP’S ALREADY GOT LAWYERS TO FIGHT THE RESULTS.
>>YEAH, DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT OR I WILL LEAVE.
>>GUYS. WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST
WOMAN PRESIDENT. LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A
HISTORIC NIGHT.>>YEAH, YEAH.
IT MIGHT AN HISTORIC NIGHT. BUT DON’T FORGET IT’S A BIG
COUNTRY.>>MY FRIEND AT “THE HUFFINGTON
POST” SAYS SHE WIN BUSY 5 POINTS.
>>I DON’T KNOW, MY FRIEND AT SLATE SAYS SHE’LL WIN BY 3.
>>OH, WELL, SHE’LL WIN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FOR SURE BUT I
GUESS THERE’S A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO WHERE HE WINS THE
POPULAR VOTE.>>REALLY?
THAT’S YOUR NIGHTMARE SCENARIO, HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>BECAUSE OF SHIFTING
DEMOGRAPHICS THERE MIGHT NEVER BE ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT
IN THIS COUNTRY.>>WORD.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU EVER BEEN AROUND THIS
COUNTRY BEFORE?>>AND WE PROJECT KENTUCKY WILL
GO TO DONALD TRUMP.>>WELL, OF COURSE HE WON
KENTUCKY, THAT’S WHERE ALL THE RACISTS ARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>ALL OF THEM ARE IN KENTUCKY?
>>OH, SHE’S GOT VERMONT.>>OH, SNAP, VERMONT!
THREE ELECTORAL VOTES! THAT’S A POWER GRAB.
>>OKAY. THIS SAYS FLORIDA IS TOO CLOSE
TO CALL.>>OKAY, NO, IT SAYS TOO EARLY
TO CALL. THERE’S ONLY 1% IN.
>>I’M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND CALL IT.
FLORIDA’S GOING BLUE. TO LATINOS!
>>TO LATINOS! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WELL, OF COURSE HE’S GOING TO WIN OHIO, WE KNEW THAT.
IF WE CAN GET PENNSYLVANIA, FLORIDA, AND NORTH CAROLINA, WE
DON’T EVEN NEED OHIO.>>YEAH.
IF THE INDIANS SCORED FOUR MORE RUNS, THEY’D HAVE WON THE WORLD
SERIES TOO, DUDE.>>I’M GOING TO GRAB A XANAX
FROM THE BEDROOM.>>OKAY, GRAB ME SIX.
>>YEAH, I’LL BRING THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>LOOK.
EARLY RETURNS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE REPUBLICAN.
BECAUSE REPUBLICANS GO TO SLEEP EARLY.
IT’S JUST A FACT.>>I TALKED TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
AT CBS. HE SAYS TRUMP’S GOING TO WIN
FLORIDA.>>WELL.
I GUESS LATINOS DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT YOUR TOAST.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>HEY, GUYS, WHAT DID I MISS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>LARRY, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY
WIN.>>HA HA HA!
I MEAN, OF COURSE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT.>>WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHY ARE WOMEN EVEN VOTING FOR HIM?
>>YEAH, I DON’T GET YOU LADIES. I MEAN, THE COUNTRY’S 55% WOMEN.
I MEAN, IF THE COUNTRY WAS 55% BLACK?
WELL, WE’D HAVE TONS OF BLACK PRESIDENTS.
FLAVOR FLAV WOULD BE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY. ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS COME BACK
AND WIN WISCONSIN, COME BACK AND WIN MICHIGAN, COME BACK AND WIN
PENNSYLVANIA.>>SOME OF THE COUNTIES, THE
URBAN COUNTIES, THEY’RE SO — BLACK PEOPLE VOTE LATE!
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YEAH, LET’S HOPE THERE’S
100,000 OF US IN GREEN BAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THOSE BROTHERS LOVE THE PACKERS.>>YOU NEVER KNOW, GUYS.
ALASKA’S STILL OUT THERE.>>WE’RE NOW CALLING ALASKA FOR
DONALD TRUMP.>>OH MY GOD.
I THINK AMERICA IS RACIST.>>OH MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER MY GREAT
GRANDFATHER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
BUT HE WAS LIKE A SLAVE OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW.
>>I — I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WHY AREN’T PEOPLE TURNING OUT
FOR HILLARY THE WAY THEY DID FOR BARACK OBAMA?
>>I MEAN, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU’RE REPLACING A CHARISMATIC
40-YEAR-OLD BLACK GUY WITH A 70-YEAR-OLD WHITE WOMAN.
THAT’S LIKE THE KNICKS REPLACING PATRICK EWING WITH NEIL PATRICK
HARRIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AND DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.>>YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
EIGHT YEARS ARE GOING TO FLY BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>YEAH, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL GOING TO BE WHITE.
>>BUT WHAT ABOUT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS?
>>THEY’RE NOT GOING NOWHERE, COME ON.
YOU ACT LIKE EVERYBODY TRYING TO PICK THEIR OWN STRAWBERRIES.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS IS, THIS IS CRAZY.
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN IN THIS
COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN’T GET AHEAD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO?
>>OH, GEEZ, I DON’T KNOW. I’LL PUT MY THINKING CAP ON FOR
THAT ONE AND GET BACK TO YOU.>>NO, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
GET SOME REST. YOU GOT A BIG DAY OF MOPING AND
WRITING ON FACEBOOK TOMORROW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>THIS IS THE MOST SHAMEFUL THING AMERICA HAS EVER DONE.
>>HA HA HA!>>HA HA HA!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  1. Yeah, liberal whites are the fucking worst! I bet many of them apologized to a black person after Trump was elected! haha

  2. Chapelle: White people dont surprise me.
    White people: We elected a black muslim sympathizer twice but we can't let this white woman from the south win!

  3. "Oh my god. Maybe America…isn't just NY and LA, and is full of people starving in factory and coal towns who will vote for the person who says he's gonna bring jobs back?"

  4. This probably had the funniest punchline in SNL history
    "This is the most shameful thing America has ever done"
    😂😂

  5. I know right, no black person was surprised Trump won. I mean the white liberals who’ve never lived outside coastal cities don’t realize there’s a whole lot of country between New York and California and the white people there don’t like how much their country is changing and how many black and brown people they have to “tolerate”

  6. this victory is just as sweet as it was back in 2016. liberals are racist and sexist bastards. just saying. people need to study political science in high school before voting so they are actually educated.

  7. Seriously fuck Florida especially the Cuban who forgets are Hispanic and voted third party let’s but the once who have a special place in hell for them is Pensilvania those petty milenials that let Trump become President and now are trying to get members of the same families they spit up to vote for the guy they want.

    But I still find this funny

  8. Crazy how the white ppl didnt take on basically anything dave or rock said ….just acknowledged that they were there but didnt listen at all

  9. And after that Dave chappel retired to a cave to hibernate untill a time when the world would call upon his irreverent humor again!

  10. NYers and Californians only think the country is those 2 states. So called "FLY OVER COUNTRY " has a lot of people in it too. An we got tired of being forgotten and ignored.

  11. Chris said it best. You’re replacing a charismatic laid back black man with a cranky looking 70 something year old white lady. 😂

  12. October 2019 nothing's changed the ultra-left libtards are still crying like little bitches !👶 Trump 20/20 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  13. Little funny..but same old tired Liberal garbage .. Whites and Trump are racist and Libs are on the side of downtrodden,,,total BS.
    Billy Bob Clinton said it all with Teddy drown in Kennedy…If it was 30 years ago he ( Obama ) would be carrying our bags

  14. She shoulda won! Omg she should win just because she’s a woman and … uh uhhm because uhh … She’s A Woman! And if you didn’t vote for her you’re racist! Get woke😂

  15. I took an acid tab that night and this video explains the whole experience but in my head I swear I was imagining sounds of bombs from in coming planes and riots in the street.

    Almost done

  16. LMAO be a minority in this country, then learn your history and proudly call yourself "American",by then I'll be extinct 😝

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