After Ever After – DISNEY Parody

After Ever After – DISNEY Parody


If you’ve ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here’s what happened
after all their dreams came true *Bom* I loved being princess, down in
this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing They end up in someone’s stew So just try to put yourself in
to somebody else’s gills You’re killing my ecosystem
with fishing and oil spills *Oh no* Thank you BP The British are killing
Oil is spilling Now I can’t see *My eyes!* Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning
I think I’m drowning Thanks to BP *You suck!* Hey, I’m OK but I’m slightly scared My husband’s a mark for the War on
Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We’re not Taliban
You’ve got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali
Where could he be? Drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the “free” Bin Laden’s taken the fall *gun sound* We’re not trained pilots at all
*plane crash* Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We’re for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy
Obama’s lazy al-Qaeda’s not in this country! Set free my Prince Ali A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town’s gone wild since I married
Adam They think I’m going straight to hell *She’ll burn. In hell* But the charges laid on me
of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell *She is a witch* Oh, I’m overrun by mad men *Oh, we’re all crazy* I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
*We’re gonna burn her in the stake* *The witch will fry, that Belle must die* They legit believe I’m Satan And now I hear that
PETA’s gonna take my beast away ♫♫♫ After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards
came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs
and steel They forced us into unknown lands of
exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for
dead So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their
heads *Wait! What?* Have you ever held the entrails of an
English guy? *We’re dead*
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some
French guy’s eyeball? *Sacrebleu!* Can you paint with the red colors in these
men? *Adiós amigos* I can murder if I please ‘Cause I’m dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these
men Thanks to BP Where’s Prince Ali Bestiality I’ve got STDs *Waaaa Waaa Waa Wa Wa Wa Wa P. A. I. N. T. SUBSCRIBE!

100 comments

  1. literally 6 years later and i JUST realized "we're not trained pilots at all" was a 911 reference.
    i am not the brightest.

  2. Ok so I remember 6 years ago when this first came out my mum showed this to me but I was only allowed to watch the Ariel one and for so long I wondered why I wasn’t allowed to see the others now I understand. Btw I was 7 when this came out.

  3. Anyone else wanna ask him to remake 1 and 2 because his skills are better in 3 and they would be awesome remade like imagine Pocahontas’s it would sound amazing because he could like make the wind or something anyways rant over

  4. I can't believe I still remember the lyrics to this from 5th grade, and I hardly knew what they meant lmao. In middle school, all of the girls (I went to a small middle school; only 49 students in our grade, so we were close) would randomly sing lyrics of After Ever After all the time. Ahh, the good days.

  5. Even after 6 years, I’m still remembering all of your lyrics. I can’t watch the beginning of any Disney movie without signing “if you ever wondered why..”

  6. I watched Harry Potter in 99 seconds 100 times and this time I'm only watching this video for once so the song won't get in my head at bedtime, in the shower, in my classroom, everywhere.

  7. Hey! It's not just the British!! America and China use more fossil fuels than us and therefore spill more oil than us

  8. My friend was watching this at lunch and quoting it word for word. Julia, if you’re reading this, please find a hobby

  9. SAcRE BLEu!

    Gets me every time…. as a student at a French émersion school you don’t understand how many times I yell that and hope my friends get the reference

  10. False, pocahontas died from disease before the English started to force the Indians from their lands, and married to John Rolfe (bonus fact) otherwise, great parody

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